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All I Want for Christmas is the Patriot Act

I've been meaning to blog about this whole domestic spying/Patriot Act renewal fiasco, but I've had trouble keeping up with the story between Christmas shopping and opening presents. There's a lot to it, but through the fog of political spin, the story is becoming more clear. The Miami Herald put together a fairly simple, comprehensive report about the domestic spying policies that are in question. Basically, W. authorized the implementation of a (formerly) top-secret program to track telephone conversations and e-mails from this country to suspected terrorists overseas.

Opponents say the domestic surveillance threatens the civil liberties that W. strives to defend. Adding fuel to the fire, U.S. District Judge James Robertson announced his resignation from the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, which oversees government applications for secret surveillance, citing concern that the surveillance program that Bush authorized was legally questionable. (The 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act made it illegal to spy on U.S. citizens in the United States without getting a court order.)

In response to criticism, W. said, "I've reauthorized this program more than 30 times since the September the 11th attacks, and I intend to do so for so long as the nation faces the continuing threat of an enemy that wants to kill our American citizens." And add a point to his scorecard for gaining Colin Powell's endorsement of the program yesterday.

W's actions really shouldn't suprise anyone. W. has always held the preservation of American power before protecting American freedoms. Can you say, "Patriot Act?" W. can:

"The Patriot Act is essential to protecting the American people against the terrorists. The Act tore down the wall between law enforcement and intelligence officials so that they can share information and work together to help prevent attacks. ... The Patriot Act has helped us disrupt terrorist plots and break up cells here in the United States. I will work closely with the House and Senate to make sure that we are not without this crucial law for even a day."

The Patriot Act is also the most highly criticized piece of legislation ever enforced. Eloquently described by the Washington Post, "The Patriot Act, approved after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, made it easier for the FBI to conduct secret searches, monitor telephone calls and e-mails, and obtain bank records and other personal documents in connection with terrorism investigations." It also supports W.'s ability to authorize controversial anti-terrorism programs, like domestic spying.

The Patriot Act is scheduled to expire Dec. 31. So, W. wrote Santa and asked him for a renewal of the Patriot Act for Christmas. And while it didn't come in a wrapped box, W. got a six-month extention of the act, so that Congress can resume efforts next year to rewrite it for the longer term. It's truly a Christmas miracle.

Joyce Taylor, Pick Your Game Up

An open letter to Joyce Taylor:

My fellow WWU alum, you help me start my weekday mornings, and for that I am grateful. However, I noticed this morning that you weren't all there. You said that "Godzilla" was leading the box office three times when you meant "King Kong." Rich Marriot had to correct you on air. And then you struggled to say "pro bowl football."

Joyce, what is wrong? Is Brad Goode annoying you? Is Kaitlin King's KIRO team intimidating you? Are you cracking under the pressure of being an Emmy award-winning anchor? Hopefully this Christmas season, you'll take some time off to relax and reflect upon how you can return to your stellar form.

Sincerely,
Paolo

Props to Michelle

I'm a bad friend. Here we are, three weeks out from the Division II women's national title game, and now I'm recognizing Stadium HS and SPU soccer great Michelle Everson. Better late than never, I guess.

SPU lost to Nebraska-Omaha 2-1 in that game, but take into context that the SPU women's soccer program has only been in existence for five years. Michelle was named to the NCAA Division II all-tournament team.

Both the Seattle Times and Tacoma News Tribune have written articles about Michelle and SPU soccer during the past month.

Here's a little known story: Michelle asked me to Twin Tolo senior year of high school. We went together, and she professed her undying love to me at Jazzbones over burgers. I told her we shouldn't get involved, as I sensed her best friend Ally shared the same feelings for me and I didn't want them to get in a scuffle. I told Michelle to move on and play soccer and SPU. She's had a successful soccer career and is now engaged to a great guy, Tony. I couldn't be more happy for the both them, but I have to take some credit for her collegiate success as it all could have turned out differently that night at Jazzbones. We have both moved on and, fortunately, have remained friends.

In related news, Gwen Stefani is pregnant. She and I were happy to receive the news as we have been trying to conceive for some time. Please respect our privacy and contact our publicist if you have any questions. Thank you.