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Last night I checked out Wesley's sweet, new condominium. Congrats, homeowner! We headed down to Rendevous in Belltown to see one of Wesley's friends (unfortunately we missed her set) open for the pictured artist, Adrianne.

Adrianne was an awesome acoustic artist in a lesbian-Lifetime-Network kind of way. (Note that is not a derogatory statement because Adrianne talked about moving to Atlanta to live with her partner and how her music will be featured in a new Lifetime Network movie starring Jessica Biel.) She rocked a wicked cover of "Eleanor Rigby."

If you're the kind of person who needs a break from watching "The L-Word" (Again, not derogatory because Adrianne talked about marathon-watching the show), she's an artist worth checking out. Lastly, there were some hot lesbians at that show.

Last night, Sanjaya Malakar (Sangina) was voted off of American Idol. Sangina captivated America with the extravagance of early Elton John, enigmatic sexuality of Prince and an OK voice. But now, the dream is over.

What I will miss most is the the creativity Sangina inspired. I will miss If Sanjaya Wins, a Web site that allowed people to poetically vent their disdain for Sanjaya and American Idol culture...

If Sanjaya wins, I will accompany Don Imus to a Rutgers Women's Basketball game.

If Sanjaya wins, I will shave my whole body, head to toe, and go to the San Francisco Pride Pride Parade wearing nothing but my flip-flops and a tank-top that says "Boy Toy".

If Sanjaya wins, I will never complain about the electoral college again.

If Sanjaya wins, I will chase sheep with velcro gloves.

If Sanjaya wins, Stevie Wonder will wish he was deaf too.

If Sanjaya wins, I will go on a date with Michael Richards to a 50 Cent concert.

If Sanjaya wins, I will tongue wash all the toilets in Grand Central Station.

If Sanjaya wins, I will pack up my children's bags and send them to Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch for Blanket's surprise b-day Slumber party.

If Sanjaya wins, Mel Gibson will celebrate Hanukkah with the Jews this year.

If Sanjaya wins, I will join scientology, jump up and down on couches, and marry a washed-up teen soap actress.

If Sanjaya wins, I will re-circumcise my penis.

Now Sangina, back to Federal Way you go. Scott will welcome you with open arms.

Because I'm a music fanatic, I have to boast the list of bands I've seen live in concert. The following list is in rough chronological order.

Silverchair
Local H
Foo Fighters
Radiohead
The Offspring
Crystal Method
Everclear
The Cure
Feeder
Blink 182
Semisonic
Marcy Playground
Green Day
Filter
Kid Rock
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Snoop Dogg
Dr. Dre
Eminem
Metallica
Kool Keith
No Doubt
Ray Brown Trio
Rancid
Our Lady Peace
Dave Matthews Band
John Butler Trio
Soulive
New Found Glory
Jimmy Eat World
Pennywise
Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals
Third Eye Blind
The Donnas
Jurassic 5
Incubus
Audioslave
A Perfect Circle
Janeโ€™s Addiction
Eyedea and Abilities
Atmosphere
A Simple Plan
Ozomatli
Blue Scholars
Common Market
30 Seconds to Mars
Hawthorne Heights
Yellowcard
AFI
Kanye West
Angels and Airwaves
Jet
Gnarls Barkley
Taking Back Sunday
My Chemical Romance
The Shins
Snow Patrol
The Roots
Blackalicious
Silversun Pickups
Arctic Monkeys
Rufus Wainwright
Busdriver
El-P
Pharoahe Monch
Regina Spektor
The Nightwatchman
The Decemberists
Ghostface Killah
The Arcade Fire
Lupe Fiasco
The Kooks
Willie Nelson
Manu Chao
Rage Against the Machine

My first journalism class at Western was taught by the zany Tim Pilgrim. I recall him explaining one day the subject of his book, Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained: The Seattle JOA and Newspaper Preservation. At the time, the Seattle JOA (a federally sanctioned agreement in which two daily newspapers published in the same city or geographic area combine business operations while maintaining separate โ€” and competitive โ€” news operations) was complex and didn't mean much to me. It's still a complex subject, but several years later I see how the JOA greatly impacts the local economy and quality of journalism in the Emerald City.

We learn today that The Seattle Times Co. and The Hearst Corp., which owns the P-I, signed Sunday to settle a four-year legal dispute in which The Seattle Times Co. has sought to dissolve the JOA, citing that having to support production of the P-I is too great a financial burden.

According to the P-I, The Hearst Corp. will pay The Seattle Times Co. $25 million for The Seattle Times Co.'s agreement to stop trying to end the papers' JOA until 2016. The Hearst Corp. also agreed to drop all legal claims against The Seattle Times Co., including allegations of circulation- and promotion-related abuses of the JOA.

Until 2016, the basic structure of the JOA will remain the same, in which The Seattle Times Co. provides key business services including advertising, circulation and printing for the P-I in exchange for a larger share of the joint profits. (The Hearst Corp only collects 40 percent of joint profits.)

OK, that was some heavy and technical explanation. Here's what it all means:

The Seattle Times Co. is tired of its less circulated, less profitable competitor, the P-I, using the JOA as a financial crutch. (Read: The Seattle Times Co. is tired of paying the bills so that the P-I can stay afloat.) By dissolving the JOA, the P-I would become financially independent and susceptible to going out of business -- making The Seattle Times this city's only daily newspaper. The Hearst Corp. basically just paid off The Seattle Times Corp. to buy time to get the P-I more financially stable so that it will be able to compete when the JOA does eventually dissolve.

The Seattle Times article reporting this agreement boasts the possibility of the P-I becoming a tabloid paper because of the following language in the new agreement:

"Hearst may... choose to move the P-I to a tabloid format. In such event, Times and Hearst shall agree upon such production, marketing, circulation and advertising accommodations and adjustments as shall be reasonably necessary or appropriate to effectuate the P-I's change in format."

Honestly, I doubt the P-I will become a tabloid anytime soon. I think this clause was inserted so that the Hearst Corp. has something to fall back on if the forecast for the P-I becoming financial stable by 2016 looks doubtful. It would be able to turn the P-I into a tabloid before 2016 to entice The Seattle Times Co. to maintain the JOA . A tabloid would be far less expensive to produce and The Heast Corp. would still be able to maintain some profits.

I'm sure there's more to say about the JOA and the effects of this agreement, but I never read my professor's book. Sorry, Tim. I had a lot of drinking to do at the time.

Update: Speaking of drinking, HorsesAss.org reports that, upon learning of the new JOA agreement, P-I employees broke into a "daylong, celebratory bacchanal that culminated that night with a rented limo full of drunken reporters pulling up to Fairview Fannyโ€ฆ and unceremoniously emptying their bladders on the [Seattle] Timesโ€™ front lawn."

Breaking news: Just two weeks after the murder-suicide at the University of Washington campus, the NY Times reports that at least 30 people (updated from 20) were killed at Virginia Tech University this morning -- the deadliest campus shooting in U.S history. The unidentified gunman opened fire first in a co-ed dormitory at 7:15 a.m. and two hours later at a classroom in a science and engineering building across campus, where he was shot to death.

Some students bitterly questioned why the gunman was able to strike a second time, two hours after the bloodshed began.

"What happened today this was ridiculous. And I don't know what happened or what was going through this guy's mind," student Jason Piatt told CNN. "But I'm pretty outraged and I'll say on the record I'm pretty outraged that someone died in a shooting in a dorm at 7 o'clock in the morning and the first e-mail about it โ€” no mention of locking down campus, no mention of canceling classes โ€” they just mention that they're investigating a shooting two hours later at 9:22."