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Words of Wisdom from "Crazy Danny"...
"Hey kids, check me out with my cool van. If you want to be as hip as me, you better come to the focuspoint show tonight in Bellingham. We're playing at Hot Shotz and the cover is $5. Bring your fake IDs because the show is 21+. Stay in school, and only do drugs that grow from the ground."
I have a drinking problem. I mean, I drink way too much coffee in all of its forms.
I usually start the day with a cup or two of drip Fiore coffee at home. (Thanks, Katrine!)
I arrive at work between 8:30 and 9 a.m. and get in another cup of coffee shortly after arriving, which is why I can type approximately 210 wpm early in the day.
I cruise through lunch but need a pick-me-up around 2 p.m., which is when I splurge for a latte or mocha.
The realization that all this specialty drink consumption is bad for my health leads me to make the following announcement:
I AM TRANSITIONING TO SOY.
Sure I drink my drip coffee black, but I'm usually drinking dairy with my lattes or mochas.
No more. By drinking soy with my third, fourth or fifth caffienated drink of the day, I am sure to live a healthier lifestyle from now on.

Goddammit. Rage Against the Machine and Radiohead are playing Lollapalooza this year. Now I have to go to Chicago.


