Sore After Practice With Curtis Varsity

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Concerning March Madness: Washington teams are (1) good at taking over the first half of games and even better at (2) making stupid decisions in the last two minutes to lose.

Concerning my health: Yesterday I played soccer with Curtis's varsity team. I shut Sergio down. But dude, I am sore - and out of playing shape.

Bush Declares 'Mission Accomplished'

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W. delivered a speech yesterday reassuring Americans that we will be victorious in Iraq, as we embark into the fourth year of the war.

"We are implementing a strategy that will lead to victory in Iraq and a victory in Iraq will make this country more secure and will help lay the foundation of peace for generations to come," W. said.

This statement comes 1,054 days since W's May 1, 2003, "Mission Accomplished" speech/photo-op aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. Yikes.

Braless Protest in Bellingham

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Breaking news...

I was just watching March Madness highlights and then I heard singing outside my window. I went out to my porch and saw a bunch of hippie-grandmas singing showtune parodies in front of Starbucks.

"War business is Bush business, the only business he knows..."

I grabbed my camera and caught the following shots in front of Mallard's:


So Bellingham not only harbors college hippies, but hippies of all generations. As you can see in the sign, these grandmas refuse to wear bras until the war ends. I ask them:

"Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?"