Scott and Courtney on the Jumbotron

Last night, after cooking a magnificent feast for friends and watching a mediocre "American Idol" finale, I received a call from my old high school friend, Theanne.

"I'm at the Mariner's game, and I just saw Scott and Courtney dancing on the JumboTron! It was hilarious!" she said.

Today I called Scott, bracing for the worst. He couldn't have less rhythm if he were deaf. Scott confirmed the news.

"It was my worst moment of the last year," Scott said of the event. "You know I'm not the best dancer, and it was totally embarrassing... It was the one day Courtney didn't wear make-up, too."

On a side note, Scott and I just scored a 3.57 GPA for our first semester in the MBA program at the University of Montana. I say "we" scored the GPA because Scott goes to the classes, but then I end up writing or editing his papers. Keep in mind that Scott graduated from Western with a 2.9, without my assistance.

National Guard Stacks Up at the Border

The U.S. government plans to build a triple-layer fence and put National Guard troops on the border in effort to limit illegal immigration and human trafficking and to protect the country from threats of terrorism. But we can't keep out Mexican president Vincente Fox. He's visiting Washington State tomorrow.

In addition to meeting with Washington's major corporate players, Fox will be hanging out in Yakima, of all places. Why? Because, according to the Seattle P-I, six out of 10 farm workers in Washington are immigrants, mostly of Mexican descent. About 40,000 workers are needed to pick and process the apples each year alone and most of these workers live in Central Washington.

Fox is coming to show support for Mexican immigrants, both legal and illegal. This comes at a time when Mexico is being exposed for encouraging its cities to ban non-natives from local jobs as firefighters, police and judges, even if they are legal, naturalized citizens. In an act of blatant hypocrisy, Mexico is pressing the United States to grant unrestricted citizenship to millions of undocumented Mexican migrants all while enforcing its own strict, internal immigration policies that makes assimilation in Mexico challenging, to say the least.

But the fact of the matter is: Mexico's immigration policies don't really matter because no one wants to be in Mexico. According to the Seattle Times, "Ten years ago, 260,000 illegal immigrants from Mexico were entering the U.S. each year. That number is now estimated at around 500,000."

Mexico has undoubtedly suffered from corrupt leadership for decades and as a result Mexicans want to get the hell out. Mexican officials don't mind. That's 500,000 less people to worry about each year. They know the U.S. will shoulder the burden of supporting the impoverished. Fox is in town to make sure of that.

Matt Sings Madonna


I'm back from Seattle! I'm glad I got to hang out with so many old friends. I've posted a big photo album from the last week. It's located here (Sorry the pictures got out of order!). Check Moos' photo album, too. I'd like to thank Matt and Katrine for their hospitality. I'd also like to thank Matt in advance for being such a great sport for letting me post the above movie without his authorization.

Visiting Some Familiar Faces in Seattle

I'm going to Seattle this afternoon to hang out with (hopefully) the following people: Matt, Moos, Jenny (from Texas), Katrine, Robin, Sarah, Jeanna, Kenna and Theanne. Nice guy to girl ratio, huh? I'll be back in the Ham on Saturday to see Lyrics Born at the Nighlight.

Anyway, I'm opening this up as my first "Open Thread." A lot of blogs do this, I think. Feel free to post comments about whatever's on your mind: Bring up a debate topic, declare your love to me, etc. I'll post some pictures when I get back. Arrivederci.

I Can't Believe I Missed Alice in Chains

Well, I missed the free show/band reunion of the decade last night. According to the P-I, Alice In Chains gave 30 minutes notice and put on a free show at the Moore Theatre.

Singer-guitarist William DuVall filled in for the late Layne Stanley, who died in 2002. Yes, I definately would have skipped American Idol to catch that show. I probably would have been able to reclaim my taste for good music, too.