I know what you're thinking: "Paolo's birthday is one week away!"
Thank you to all of those who have inquired about my birthday list. To all curious parties, I would just like people to
If you're under 21, just buy me a pack of Hot Tamales.
Thanks,
Paolo
Prefunk at the bar...
Hit the bar after the game. 
Happy 4th birthday, Iraq war.
You've claimed the lives of more than 3,200 members already. You're growing up so fast! Even though the majority of Americans don't like you right now, W. still supports you.
"It can be tempting to look at the challenges in Iraq and conclude our best option is to pack up and go home," W. said Monday. "That may be satisfying in the short run. But I believe the consequences for America's security would be devastating."
W. ordered you an additional 21,000 troops for your birthday. Who said big things come in small packages? Be sure to send him a thank-you card.
According to MoveOn.org, more than 37,000 people in all 50 states took part in some 1,188 demonstrations to commemorate you. In Seattle, nearly 1,000 people showed up at Westlake Center. That's one serious birthday party!
Now make a wish, blow out your candles and plan on some even bigger birthday parties next year.
You might recall from an earlier post that Courtney was featured in a New York Daily News article. Now she's pictured in this week's In Touch. See below.
That's Courtney, dead center, knocking out the girl to her right with a firm elbow the face. Now she'll forever be connected to the trashy Nicole Ritchie.
I think this picture is worth a caption contest. My entry:
Katrine: "Well Chris, funny you should mention that. I have done some jewelry modeling."
St. Patty's Day was chill. Christy came up to hang out and we (wives + Christy) went over to Chris Brown's parents' house on Queen Anne (they were out of town) to party like we were in high school. Guiness and Green Panty Droppers were consumed. 'Twas a great time.
