Actual IM conversation today:

Scott: I think I need to get a general doctor... haven't had one since high school.
Me: Not a bad idea considering how injury-prone you are. And your immune system is subpar. Courtney is embarrased by your inability to fight the common cold.
Scott: My ability to fight the common cold is FINE... I think I have that SUPERBUG they are always talking about on Discovery Channel that will kill everyone in the world.
Me: OK. I get it. You have the Bird Flu.

Congratulations to The Wives for completing "Boot Camp."

They signed themselves up for an all-women fitness training camp in March where they worked out at 6 a.m. at Green Lake, rain or shine, four days per week for four weeks.

Now they are lean, mean dancin' machines and have signed themselves up for another session of "Boot Camp." Way to go, girls!

And now they can officially kick my ass for posting the above photo.