I'm going to the Federal Way Salmon Bake today.

I checked the sponsor list and it looks something like this:

  • Evergreen Bank - $2,500
  • Sportman's Warehouse - $700
  • South King Firefighters Foundation - $500
  • Marlene's Market and Deli Natural Foods - $250
  • Rainier Pacific Bank - $250
  • Vilma's Signs - $250
  • Jim Chaffee (Scott's dad) - Hot dogs

I shouldn't knock Jimmy. He's strategic with the hot dogs, hitting the budget demographic. According to the event price list, a salmon dinner is $20 while the hot dog dinner is $5.

I bet the profit margin on hot dogs is much higher, too. According to a Tacoma News Tribune article yesterday, wild salmon prices range from $5.99 a pound for whole sockeye to $14 per pound for king fillets. How much does a dozen hot dogs cost? $4?

Jimmy's not a businessman. He's a business, man.

UPDATE: Sources close to Jimmy say he is also hosting the silent auction and raffle. Because of his unprecedented participation, locals call the event "Jimmy's Salmon Bake," hinting Jimmy is synonymous with Federal Way.


Better late than never... I should formally announce that Matt Wood left the Pacific Northwest last week to pursue teaching opportunities, as well as extreme weather and gang wars, in Omaha, Neb.

We'll miss you, Matt! In case you don't know the self proclaimed Radical Right, check out a few of the many posts below that illustrate my old college roommate and good friend.

Matt sings Madonna

Matt and Baby Jesus celebrate their birthdays

Matt and I walk from Capitol Hill to Ballard

Matt sleeps in a wheat field

Matt visits Vancouver, finds wombs for rent

Matt and I discover a gay bar

Matt attends my birthday party

Matt chronicles student teaching, Part 1 and Part 2

Matt reviews United 93

Matt becomes a preschool teacher

I'm not sure how many of you out there still read the Funny Pages, but did you know that Adam@Home creator/cartoonist Brian Basset lives in Queen Anne?

He's quite the Cafe Fiore fan and honored his favorite corner coffee shop staff in Sunday's comic strip. (Click to enlarge.)



Guess who the redhead in the bottom left square is...

Today I broke two of the Golden Rules of grocery shopping.

  1. I shopped while I was hungry, thus buying way more than I needed.
  2. After grocery shopping I went out to dinner (with The Wives), which defeated the purpose of shopping in the first place.

I wish my grocery shopping experiences were more like this:

Full disclosure: I really don't like Christine Gregoire. I didn't vote for her in the last election and I won't in this election -- hence the above propaganda, er, "parody."

For one reason, she's increased state spending by $8 billion in four years. That's little more than a 30 percent increase. Compare that to past governors (via The Seattle Times). Can you say, "irresponsible spending?"

My disdain was reinforced today by a Seattle P-I article about how state Democrats have rejected a request by Republicans for inquiry into Gregoire's gambling pacts.

According to the article, "Republicans said they had concerns with 'the appearance of a conflict between the governor's role as both chief negotiator and campaign benefactor.' They asked Democrats to 'immediately convene a bipartisan task force to conduct a fact-finding investigation and answer questions that have been raised.'"

Unlike Washington, at least 20 other states have revenue sharing agreements for tribal gambling, which generate hundreds of millions of dollars for government programs. Gregoire has reversed her position on revenue sharing, which she now opposes, and Washington State remains the only state not to benefit from revenue sharing, according to the article.

Where's the conflict, you ask?

Since 2004, the tribes have contributed more than $650,000 to the state Democratic Party and Gregoire, and, according to a David Postman editorial in The Seattle Times last month, "The Democratsโ€™ filings with the Public Disclosure Commission show $276,000 raised in April. Of that, $250,000 came from the Tulalip Tribes and the Swinomish Tribal Community."

That's significant.

The race for her reelection remains tight, fundraising is ever-important and certainly the timing of Republicans' request is strategic. The latest SurveyUSA poll conducted exclusively for KING-TV in Seattle and KATU-TV in Portland shows Gregoire leading GOP challenger Dino Rossi 49 percent to 46 percent, which is slim considering the survey's 3.9 percentage point margin of sampling error.

My take on the inquiry is that if Gregoire has nothing to hide, it shouldn't be a problem. In fact, an unproductive, enforced inquiry would only embarrass Republicans if Gregoire has acted so responsibly. The request for investigation to an alleged conflict of interest is reasonable.

However, something reeks of inaccountability here. Maybe it's the $8 billion in increased spending. Maybe it's the zero revenue sharing pact and generous donations by benefiting tribes.

Likely both.