Happy Birthday, Gramps!

Happy birthday Gramps! Remember those good old days at the Rolling Hills pool? My body looked a little soft back then. Here is your horoscope for May 13, 2006, courtesy of the Seattle P-I, with some interjections:

You juggle a lot of ideas (Deep Canyon parties? political aspirations?) as you decide what is too much to give and what is enough. You often wonder about your boundaries (Am I playing singles or doubles tennis?). You will question whether an emotional (I love maple bars) or an intellectual approach (I should not love maple bars) is better. Carefully consider your options (boxers or briefs) or experiment with different approaches ("Jerry, I'm free and loving it!"). A natual tone of surprise (I found the remote!) and excitement filters though this birthday year.