How NOT to Make a Music Comeback (in 5 simple steps):

  1. Be Billy Corgan.
  2. Reunite the Smashing Pumpkins without the talented members (D'arcy and James Iha).
  3. Go out and tour for an album that is the worst Pumpkins record to date.
  4. Offer that crappy album in four versions, and give Target, iTunes and Best Buy exclusive access to their own versions of the album with bonus tracks.
  5. Subsequently bleed loyal fans dry for having to buy four seperate albums, and give the finger to and contribute to the extintion of indie record stores who cannot sell the albums with the bonus tracks.