Setting: Paolo and Moos sit and chat over coffee at Cafe Fiore in Ballard early in the morning before work. Paolo's having a rough start after sleeping through his alarm and rushing to get ready for the day.

Paolo: "I think my problem with waking up is my lighting situation. The light bulbs in the touch-lamp next to my bed are out. Usually I wake up to my alarm and tap it three times --"

Moos: "-- That's what she said."