Actual conversation at work:

Paolo: "So when are you interviewing the intern?"
Sherry: "Hopefully on the 29th."
Paolo: "My birthday is March 29th."
Sherry: "Of course, you're an Aries."
Paolo: "What makes you say that? What are my characteristics supposed to be?"
Sherry: "You think too much."
Paolo: "That makes sense, I guess. Abigail, would you say that I fit the Aries profile?"
Abigail: "Oh, totally."
Paolo: "Well, why do you think so?"
Abigail: "There are too many reasons why."
Paolo: "Besides the fact that I'm handsome and charming?"
Abigail: "You've answered your own question."

I've never understood zodiac signs.