It's official: Scott totally wifed Courtney.

I played my part as best man and kept Scott from passing out.
The bridesmaids were eye candy and outnumbered the groomsmen 7-4, as God intended.
Courtney looked fantastic and survived the Catholic ceremony.
After the wedding and reception, a crew of us headed out to afterparty.
I'll leave you with how I started my toast...

"Hi. My name is Paolo. I'm the best man, and I'm single."