Dear W.,

I received your (economic stimulus) check in the mail yesterday. Thanks so much!

With the money I plan to payoff my credit card so that I can purchase a discounted Crystal Mountain season's pass later this month -- and reaccumulate debt back to my credit card.

Also, congratulations on marrying off Jenna over the weekend. She looked good in the Oscar de la Renta gown. Hopefully her husband's not a tool.