In case you're wanting to roll in a BMW, Scott's got one for sale.

Does it look like a car for drug dealing? Yes.

Did Scott write the ad in a fashion reminicient of someone who shot a drug dealer, stole the car and now needs to dump it? Yes.

The Craigslist ad is here.

Scott's a totally trustworthy guy and knows what he's talking about when it comes to cars. In fact, he's bought and sold more than a dozen cars in his fewer than 10 years of car ownership, which isn't shady at all, right?