W(ho)TF is on WIB? ...Gramps

Time to learn more about your fellow WIB readers in this edition of "W(ho)TF is on WIB?" Today we're talking to Palm Desert king, Gramps.

Name/alias: Ron Norton/Gramps

You can fin
d me online at: I'm "low-tech" so I don't connect much with the Internet world.

I know Paolo fro
m: About 45 minutes after birth. He was very vocal and wore a diaper. He doesn't wear diapers anymore.

One other blog everyone should read is: I'm a lousy critic of blogs but my wife and I love Paolo's - a great way to keep current with our slightly kooky but lovable grandson.

One movie everyone should see is: (current) "Mama Mia"; (classic) "Gone With The Wind"

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Waffle, sausage, one egg over easy

My guiltiest pleasure is: Sneaking a maple bar when I'm on a diet.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm: Socializing with friends at the Tennis Club.

When I die, I believe I will go: Quietly and confident that there will be another life, possibly as photo editor of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

When I was a kid, I actually owned: A 22 rifle and 16 gauge shotgun. My Dad taught me how to use them safely and together we hunted pheasant and ducks.

Quickfire Round:

Facebook or Twitter? Non comprehendo!
Electric or Acoustic? Does an electric shaver count?
White Meat
or Dark Meat? I would never discriminate between the two.
Early Bird
or Night Owl? Early Bird - and I am getting sick and tired of worms for breakfast!
Snorer or Sleeptalker? I once snored a lot until my wife stuck a couple celery stalks up my nostrils.
Black or Cream and Sugar? Only no calorie sweetener (it offsets the calories in my maple bars.)
Seattle or San Francisco? Seattle in the summer, Palm Desert, CA in the winter.
Jennifer or Angelina?
Sorry, but Christie Brinkley is the ONLY goddess!

Lastly, everyone should know that: I am almost 80 years old, of questionable sound mind, still deeply in love with my wonderful wife of almost 49 years, ex-tennis player, current frustrated golfer (aren't we all?), a Mini-Mac Apple player, fan of "Dancing With The Stars," "24", and Grey's Anatomy. It's been a good life - more to come.