Princesses don't need crowns

(Originally posted at AM|PM) I need only to spend two minutes on Facebook to see that a lot of my friends, most distant, have gotten married or are planning to get married. We're contributing to the norm of people our age. I get that.

What I don't get are these girls who think wearing a crown or tiara with their wedding dresses is a good idea. It's not. I've been to Disneyland. That's where the princesses are. That's the only places where such head ornaments should be permitted. They shouldn't even be allowed in greater Anaheim.

Amanda, I'm all for the veil, the peacock feather, that cage-looking thing, but you are NOT allowed to wear a crown or tiara. I love you. Bye.