For those who caught The Office last night, you might have noticed Dwight wearing a Three Moon Wolf shirt to pick up a chick (which he successfully did).
This bit was based on the awesomeness that are the reader comments for the Three Moon Wolf on Amazon. READ THE REVIEWS.
Here are some examples:
I'm not saying the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt grants you eternal life. I'm just not saying it doesn't.
I bought my boyfriend this t-shirt for his birthday. Once he had it on I became pregnant. We've never had sex. Thanks, Three Wolf Moon.
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
The true story of the Three Moon Wolf shirt is that its design is based on old-world folklore about sexuality. On a full moon, if a man heard three wolves howling in unison, then it meant that he and his wife were meant to conceive.*
Guys, truth be told, I wore the Three Moon Wolf shirt on my first date with Amanda. Look at me now.
*Paolo just made this up.