And I quote: Thanksgiving is the new Groundhog's Day

Actual phone conversation: Paolo: Dude, I'm at the mall and it's Christmas already. Everything's green and red. Do you hear the music in the background? ("Baby, Please Come Home" is playing.)

Courtney: Yeah, it's like there's no respect for Thanksgiving anymore. People are going to forget it even exists. What will you need turkeys for? Thanksgiving will be like the new Groundhog's Day.

Paolo: Yeah! People will be like, "Oh, was it Groundhog's Day yesterday? Damn, I missed it again this year."