Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Despite a lot of great front pages today, my favorite headlines all come from The Onion:
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress
Struggling Lower-Class Still Unsure How Best To Fuck Selves With Vote
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
I love thee, satire.
President.
I'm enjoying one of the many free cups of coffee Starbucks is giving away today. Here are some other free items you can enjoy on Election Day.
(Thanks to WIB Kink Expert Jeanna for tipping off that last freebie.)
Oddly enough, Al happened to be wearing his BaconMan superhero costume.
It's Election Eve and everyone's freaking out on TV, Twitter, everywhere.
To lighten the mood and remind people that we're voting for real people, I've posted some favorite, funny videos of the candidates from the last few weeks. (Sorry for the commercials before the SNL clips.)
Finally, my favorite video -- McCain and Obama trading jokes at the Alfred E. Smith dinner. McCain actually won this debate.