Eminem Remarries, Now has Nothing to Rap About

A woman simply cannot resist a man who's willing to write a song dedicated to how he wants to kill her.

Eminem remarried his ex-wife, Kimberly Mathers in Michigan on Saturday. Eminem is famous for detailing how he's wanted to kill Kimberly in several songs, including "Kim" and "What's the Difference."

The retirement rumours must be true. The man has nothing to rap about now.