Today I'm moving over to the T-Mobile family plan. It'll be more affordable. So long, Verizon. We had some good times, but I have to move to the network that'll give me the best deal. I hope you understand.
I'm excited to get a new phone, seeing that my 2-year-old phone is prehistoric. I'm patting myself on the back for not breaking or losing it this whole time. Most people don't make it through a 2-year contract with the same phone, I think.
I will use my new phone (pictured) for the following:
- Good
- Making phone calls
- Saving endangered species
- Listening to music
- Protecting rainforests
- Taking pictures
I will not use my new phone for the following:
- Evil
- Text messaging (aka Evil)
- Throwing
- As a floatation device
- Camouflage
- Gasoline price gouging