Moving to T-Mobile

Today I'm moving over to the T-Mobile family plan. It'll be more affordable. So long, Verizon. We had some good times, but I have to move to the network that'll give me the best deal. I hope you understand.

I'm excited to get a new phone, seeing that my 2-year-old phone is prehistoric. I'm patting myself on the back for not breaking or losing it this whole time. Most people don't make it through a 2-year contract with the same phone, I think.

I will use my new phone (pictured) for the following:

  • Good
  • Making phone calls
  • Saving endangered species
  • Listening to music
  • Protecting rainforests
  • Taking pictures

I will not use my new phone for the following:

  • Evil
  • Text messaging (aka Evil)
  • Throwing
  • As a floatation device
  • Camouflage
  • Gasoline price gouging