You can walk on water like Jesus.
I found this on a Western student's* Facebook page. I'm sure most of his friends were pining that the "water to wine" scenario would happen first.
From Sergio: "he isnt a western student, he went to bellarmine though.. he is a big douche who me and julian have nearly fought several times. he is a son of some billionaires who is going to join the french legion because its indie to him or something, and because he has no obligation in life other than to spend his parent's money and be aimless. what a chode. who joins the french army for fun."