Birthday salutations

This birthday is going to be so awesome that it'll be better than "awesome." Awesome won't be good enough to describe it, so people will look back and call is "Pawesome" to nod to how awesome it really was. People won't even mind that the word sounds like "possum" because people will just think of roadkill and THAT is an awesome testimony to the power of MAN. Speaking of man, I have a gnarly beard for the first time on my birthday, and that is PAWESOME.

Happy birthday to me.