Living in an Amish paradise

There is little more I love in northeast Indiana than the Amish who roam it. During my previous trips to Indiana, I just observed them from afar. Whenever we'd see a horse and buggy on the road I would point like a 2-year-old at the zoo and repeat "Amish! Amish! Amish!..."

Last week I had the privileged opportunity to see the Amish up close and in person and interact with them. This is somewhat similar to jumping in one of those shark cages in open water.

I have a lot of respect for the Amish and am crazy fascinated by them because they manage to thrive living an unconnected, more simple life -- the exact opposite of my native computer geek culture. According to Wikipedia, the Amish have church rules that cover most aspects of day-to-day living, and include "prohibitions or limitations on the use of power-line electricity, telephones, and automobiles, as well as regulations on clothing." Amanda's dad, Roger, tells me that they have their own albeit primitive independent banking and health care systems (they loan money and land to each other and take care of each other when they're sick).

My first exposure to the Amish was actually in middle school when Weird Al Yankovic parodied Coolio's "Gangster's Paradise" (and Stevie Wonder before him) with "Amish Paradise." I have to say, Weird Al wasn't too far off portraying the Amish style. All of the guys look and dress like Abraham Lincoln (the men wear beards when they're married) and all of the women wear bonnets and look like they just got off The Oregon Trail.

There are several sects of Amish thoughout America, but the Amish in Indiana are hardcore. As Wikipedia notes:

A subgroup of the Old Order Amish, known as the Swiss Amish, speak a dialect of German known as Swiss German amongst themselves instead of the more common Pennsylvania Dutch. They are found primarily in Allen and Adams County in Indiana. The Swiss Amish only use open-top buggies and are more conservative than most other Old Order Amish districts. They also are the only Amish group to practice yodeling.

Guys, Amanda's family LIVES IN ALLEN COUNTY. Do you see now why I am so excited by this?! Yodeling! And to put in perspective the open-top buggies, imagine commuting to work this morning in a convertible towed by horses. Impressed? I thought so.

On our last night in Indiana, we went to the Noldt House - an Amish buffet restaurant. This isn't like saying you're going out for Mexican food at a strip mall. This is in rural Indiana on a farm. You park next to the horses. The entire house/restaurant is hand-built. It's easy to forget that when you see the commercial-quality craftsmanship.

The food, oy, the food. AMAZING. It's old-fashioned Americana. You got your salad bar, the most amazing mashed potatoes and gravy you've ever had in your life. You got ribs, fried chicken and some crazy, peppery fried noodles, canned green beans, corn and everything else you'd picture being turn-of-last-century-covered-wagon American food. We had black raspberry pie and vanilla ice cream for dessert. EVERYTHING was homemade/homegrown.

Amanda's mom, Sheree, said this is traditional wedding food. It made me rethink our caterer.

Of course I wanted to take pictures of everything, but Roger told me that the Amish think if you take their picture you take their souls with it. Obviously this isn't true (Right?), but I respected that they didn't want my technology up in their face.

Naturally, I pretended to take a picture of Amber with my iPhone to capture the scene instead.

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Check out those bonnets!

Everyone coming to Indiana for the wedding, we're going to the Noldt house.

A new dating blog emerges (and it's not mine)

IMG_9360 Ever since Je quit her old Seattle P-I dating blog, there's been a gaping hole on the Internet fertile for good dating ideas/stories.

Enter Wesley. He started a pretty nifty, detailed and enjoyable dating blog at SeattleDating where he chronicles the art of dating like a seasoned journalist.

If you don't like to read (I know many of you are just here for pictures) then click the "Places We've Been" tab to see the hot spots they've reviewed on a Google Map. It's a nice feature.

Check it all out at http://seattledating.wordpress.com. Game on.

The great Christmas tree hunt of 2009

Every year, since the beginning of time, the Artherhults clan (Amanda's family) and the Green clan (her Godparents) have met the first weekend of December to find their Christmas trees. I was pleased to participate in this year's ritual. Here's how it goes:

First, everyone scrambles. IMG_9894

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Too expensive. IMG_9900

Too young. IMG_9938

Finally, the oldest and wisest of the Artherhults clan (left) sets his eyes on the prize...

...and commands the newest family member to chop it down for his daughter's honor. He must also wear a silly hat.

Wait. What? You're joking, right? IMG_9960

Nope. IMG_9961

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Alas, the tree falls. Everyone is stoked. IMG_9975

The tree is hauled away to be wrapped and transported back to the Artherhults home. IMG_9977

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The end. IMG_9995

You can see Amber's blog for more images.

Man and his throne

IMG_9616My first house fix this winter was our master bathroom toilet. I've been wanting to flush the flimsy thing down the drain since we bought the house. You see, we put a lot of work into other parts of the house last spring, but took most of the summer off and enjoyed the weather. For some reason I've got a second wind (probably due to crappy weather) and the Lowe's employees are once again recognizing me from multiple trips on the weekends. The toilet seat was target numero uno.

Everything about the toilet worked just fine EXCEPT that the toilet seat and lid were constructed out of a thin plastic. I'm sure it was meant for a child. No 150+ pound adult in their right mind would trust this seat anymore than you'd trust one of those little person chairs in my sister's kindergarten classroom.

So I went to Lowe's (twice actually, because I thought our toilet was oval instead of round) and bought a sturdy hardwood toilet seat with some white veneer. I tested the seat like one would test a watermelon at the grocery store. It hung in front of me amongst a series of toilet seats. I knocked on it. I put my ear up to it and shook it. I punched it. Unfortunately, the Lowe's guy wouldn't cut it open and provide me a sample taste, but I was satisfied enough to make the purchase.

Installation was simple and took just a minute before my new throne was ready. This was no child's seat. I sat down on the seat and shifted my weight around. The sustainability was fantastic. I called Amanda over to try it as well. She looked at me with some hesitation like I was asking her to perform a random drug test in front of me. I assured her that she didn't actually have to do the duty, just sit down on it, and she plopped down to test the new seat. It passed all the tests with flying colors.

We had a new throne. And I, king, had built it. Sorta.