Hello from Crete everyone!
It's absolutely beautiful here. We went to the city the day before yesterday, and there's so much to do. Amazing cafes/clubs are on every corner, and food and drink is cheap -- even with the crappy Euro exchange.
Yesterday we went to the beach and we swam in the ocean all day. Hooray for topless beaches. I am suntan lotion impaired and, true to form, I have some weird burns on my arms.
I still don't know a lick of Greek language, but that's OK because everyone speaks English. All the shows on TV are in English with Greek subtitles, so the Greeks are used to the language. I took a sweet video of the place where we're staying, but we're on dial-up here and it'll take days to upload it. So, you're going to have to wait. We're off to the beach again. I hope everyone's well back at home.