Caption Contest!

Because Mondays tend to be a downer, I've decided to enstate a Caption Contest on the blog. As you all know, I have a priceless collection of pictures from my college years, and I figure this can be a fun way to share them. So, I encourage you all to check in on Mondays and put those captions in the comments field. Here we go...

Note: Scott is holding the gun and Courtney (his girlfriend of nearly three years) is in the jumpsuit.