First quarter of grad school complete.
GPA: 4.0
And I was promoted to Senior Account Executive at work.
Damn straight.
WIB Street Teamer Cari alerted me this morning to a press release from ringtone seller Digital Divas, whose "Boobtones" technology apparently "utilizes hidden messages embedded in the ringtones for breast enhancing effect."
"It's painless, fun, and costs less than a cup of coffee so there's no risk in trying it. If you want a little lift, let our Boobtones help you summon the sweater puppets you deserve," says Digital Diva co-owner and Detroit rapper Mr. Scrillion (aka Adam Thick).
The press release is rich with boobie puns, including:
- "Why go with silicone or saline when subliminal will do?"
- "...ready to bust out all over the Internet."
- "We want to add a little more bounce to your step, and add a handful of happiness to your day."
For those interested, the ringtones are offered in several musical formats including hip hop, rock, latin, and country. They sell for $1.99, but are not (yet) FDA approved.
Upon learning of the news, my coworker Doreen said, "I'm downloading all of them, and I'll be on the phone all day. I need larger sweater puppets."
I was watching highlights of the Democratic National Convention tonight and heard commentators on MSNBC compare the Obamas to the Huxtables a dozen times in two minutes.
At what point is Barack supposed to eat Jello in a knit sweater?
I kept social over the weekend, so I missed out on the news that Barack Obama named Joe Biden as his running mate.
Upon reentering the news world today, I was racking my brain about an article I read about Biden not too long ago. I dug around online and finally found the GQ feature story that published last August called, "Joe Biden can't shut up..." I read the article some time during my backpacking through Italy, I think.
If you don't know anything about Biden, I recommend reading the article. It was written recently enough to be relevant (he was running for president at the time) but is also old enough to exclude all the news garbage since the Democratic primaries ended. I'm not saying the story's balanced, but it's timeless.